Attendant: Hello. What can I do for you?
Grandpa: Hi. Fill 'er up.
Grandpa: I need a full tank.
Attendant: Check the hood?
Grandpa: No, thanks.
Attendant: Whereabouts are you headed?
Grandpa: Pete Waters's farm, near Chesterton.
Attendant: I know it well.
Attendant: Pete Waters's lived around here almost as long as I have.
Grandpa: How long is it going to take for me to get there?
Attendant: About fifteen minutes.
Attendant: There's a shortcut--if you know it.
Grandpa: No, I don't.
Grandpa: Could you tell me how to use the shortcut?
Attendant: Sure. You take the next left turn.
Attendant: You'll see a stop sign.
Attendant: Make a right at the stop sign.
Attendant: Stay on that road, and you'll cross a blue bridge.
Attendant: Then you'll see a big old red barn.
Attendant: That's the back of Pete Waters's place.
Grandpa: That's quite a difference from the directions that Pete sent me.
Attendant: Now, if you take that route, it's probably a lot simpler, but it'll take you ten minutes longer.
Grandpa: OK. Let me repeat it.
Grandpa: I take the next left turn to the stop sign.
Grandpa: Then a right across a blue bridge, and then a big red barn.
Attendant: Can't miss it.
Grandpa: How much do I owe you?
Attendant: Well, that'll be eighteen dollars and seventy cents.
Attendant: No charge for the cleanup.
Attendant: It's on the house.
Grandpa: Well, here's a twenty.
Attendant: Ah. OK. That's a dollar and thirty cents change.
Attendant: There we go ... will make twenty. Thanks.
Grandpa: Thank you.
Grandpa: And thanks for the directions.
Grandpa: This must be Pete's barn.
Grandpa: Turn right to the house.
Farmer: Hi.
Grandpa: Hi. What can I do for you?
Grandpa: Is this the Pete Waters farm?
Farmer: It is.
Grandpa: I'm a friend of Pete's. I'm looking for the house.
Farmer: It's just over yonder.
Farmer: Keep along this road till you get to the end of the fence.
Farmer: You'll see the chicken house.
Farmer: His house is on the left.
Grandpa: Well, thanks.
Grandpa: "Have gone to the railroad station. Back soon with a surprise. Make yourself at home. Have a look around. Pete."
Grandpa: Same old Pete Waters.
Grandpa: Always full of surprises.